"Man, now you're getting me confused. Guess I'd better go to bed and let that one remaining brain cell get some rest.
Don, Dun, Dern , Duh who am I ?"

"Morning Plfttrse. OOOooooooo do I ever need that 2nd. cup of coffee this morning !!! The coyotes aren't happy about the high water in the creek, so one decided to sing right outside the bedroom window around 3:00 this morning. That set my dog off, so I didn't get much sleep.
Dlpreth"

"Hey Paul, ( you are Paul again, aren't you ) ? I can still shoot to the south towards town. It's about 3 miles to the nearest house in that direction. I won't hit anything unless i bring out the old WW2 Russian cannon and rip off a few rounds. Not sure how far that beast will carry.
Don"

"Ya, but those razorbacks make for some fine barbecue, don't they. Wonder how they'd go with groundhog and buzztail ?
Don"

"Hey Paul, do you west coast folks always sleep in this late ? That Russian cannon is a 7.62 X 54 long range rifle. Kicks like a mule, so I had to add a recoil pad to it, to save my shoulder. My father in law has an old 30 / 40 Krag, and my shell casings are bigger than his.
What about that Bill ? Razor back hog, and a Cajun wife. Man, that makes for good eatins'. Bet it's better than ground hog with tic stuffin.
Don"